i was really hungry.

contrary to what, well… a lot of people seem to think, yorkie bars are not made with ingredients that will make you grow a beard. they ARE for girls, boys, and the transgendered! they’re delicious, and they’re for everyone. i got this raisin and biscuit yorkie from the international food aisle at meijer the other day. it’s the most amazing chocolate that $1.29 can buy.

the original yorkie is a chunk-style solid milk chocolate bar from nestle-rowntree in the UK. other varieties include the above pictured raisin biscuit, and honeycomb. i have heard of a mythical white chocolate yorkie, but haven’t been able to confirm this. can anyone confirm this?

yorkie’s “it’s not for girls” slogan has been criticized and called disgusting and sexist, but in 2006 there was a yorkie wrapped in pink that WAS for girls!! yorkie also once upon a time released a “hot rum flavor” bar called HOT STUFF, and while i personally have never tried it, several sources on the internet say it tastes like paint. i guess hot rum yorkies aren’t for anyone.